The Daily Scott Scheper

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ISSUE NO. 251

Whatever You Do, Please, Please, Please Promise Me One Thing: That You Will Never, EVER Trust Me!

FROM:

Scott P. Scheper

Downtown San Diego, CA

TO:

You*

START:

Monday 8:04 pm

Dear Friend,

I realize I left you with a cliffhanger yesterday.

I do not apologize for doing this to you.

Nor do I apologize for what I am about to do to you.

And that is this: break that promise.

You see, I will NOT be revealing to you what I promised to reveal yesterday...

That's right, bitch!

I will NOT be revealing to you why antinets are NOT for everyone. The reason for doing so is not what you think, either.

I sincerely and actually believe that antinets are NOT for everyone.

But I'm NOT, I repeat—I AM NOT—going to tell you why... well at least today.

Perhaps I will in the future. But I am not going to tell you why today.

The reason why I've decided to break my promise to you is because I want you to NEVER, EVER, EVER TRUST ME. I never want you to take me for my word.

I never want you to rely on me.

I never want you to expect me to fulfill my promises.

I never want you to hold me accountable.

AND MOST OF ALL...

I NEVER WANT YOU TO PAY ME FOR A GODDAMN THING!

Wanna know why?

It's simple: I don't want a boss! I want to help you sharpen your mind, that's all.

Got it? Good! That's all I'm going to say for now.

Tomorrow, here's what I want you to expect out of me: I want you to expect that I will NOT post. I want you to expect that I will break my 251-day-streak by NOT releasing any new content.

And last, but not least...

I want you to expect me to explain why I decided to write about this in today's issue of The Daily Scott Scheper.

Until then,

Always remember,

To stay crispy my friend.

Your favorite person you either hate to love, or love to hate!

Scott P. Scheper

AKA... 'The One Person On Earth You Absolutely Should NOT Trust At All!'

P.S. In the future, I'll be releasing a book on the true nature of Niklas Luhmann's zettelkasten. I refer to Luhmanesque zettelkastens as, antinets.

Because you're an early supporter of mine, I've decided to do something that will end up costing me a lot of money...

I've decided to give you a copy of my new book, signed by me, and I'll even pay for the cost of shipping it to you!

I'll restate that. I will send you a free, signed copy of the book I release on the antinet. This book will show you precisely how Luhmann created an analog thinking mind. It will show you step-by-step how to create the system responsible for producing 70 books, and 550 papers. The antinet zettelkasten will enable you to create the genius-level work you're capable of producing.

All I ask is that you do the following:

  1. Write to me, in handwritten format.
  2. On the piece of paper write something like:

"Hey Scott! I'd like for you to send me a copy of your book on antinet zettelkastens. Oh, and I'd love for you to sign it too. Also, thanks Scott for paying the shipping cost!"

  1. Mail the above-handwritten letter to me at:

Scott P. Scheper
600 W. Broadway, Suite 700
San Diego, CA 92101

Mail this to me in the next week. After that, I may be pulling this offer down. But it's good at least for a week.

If you're reading this now it means the offer is still valid! Follow the steps outlined above... like right now! I'm serious!

That's all I'm gonna say on that.

If it's not obvious how much of a no-brainer this offer is at this point, then... well to hell with it. And to hell with you!

Kidding!

(Actually, I'm not. If you don't want a free book signed by me, you eat crayons).

Oh, and why am I asking you to write me a hand-written letter?

Because I want you to stop being a lazy pussy. I want you to invest time in someone who wants to change your life.

I'm not someone who wants the lazy-ass email addresses of average Joe-blows.

I want to communicate with the best people, and I want to serve the very best people.

The people I serve are ones serious enough about their growth and craft that gasp... they'll actually take the time to mail in a simple letter requesting a free book on it!

Alright, enough of my preaching. Turn off the noise and distraction of your mind. Do as I say. Seriously. Do this now:

  1. Write to me, in handwritten format.
  2. On the piece of paper write something like:

"Hey Scott! I'd like for you to send me a copy of your book on antinet zettelkastens. Oh, and I'd love for you to sign it too. Also, thanks Scott for paying the shipping cost!"

  1. Mail the above-handwritten letter to me at:

Scott P. Scheper
600 W. Broadway, Suite 700
San Diego, CA 92101

Got it?

Good!

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

P.P.S. Today I drank from a cup labelled, "Urine Collection Cup".

END:

Monday pm 8:43 pm

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