Dear Friend,

Everything I do comes from the heart.

I love You more than you know.

Love,

Scott P. Scheper

AKA, "The Craziest Mofo' You've Ever Met"

P.S. Yes, of course I remember you, FartGobbler!

P.P.S. Here's the problem with Computer Science, in a nutshell.

P.P.P.S. "Do you have eyes, and fail to see? Do you have ears, and fail to hear?"^[1]